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Total Medals Earned: 168 (From 32 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,040 Points

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A Bad Taste of Pico

Locked Medal Big Wet Juicy Kiss 25 Points Rescue NeNe.
Locked Medal Polygonal Victory 25 Points Beat the game!
Locked Medal Twice the Fun 25 Points Rescue Darnell.
Locked Medal Dude, it's my Turn 50 Points ???
Locked Medal Meat is Murder 50 Points ???
Vulgar Display of Power Unlocked 11/3/09
50 Points ???

Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/225 points)

Another Small Favor

A Small Stitch Unlocked 9/21/09
25 Points Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
Flower Power Unlocked 9/21/09
25 Points Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
Hunt the Hunter Unlocked 9/21/09
25 Points Eliminate the Pig Hunter
Spider Slayer Unlocked 9/21/09
25 Points Kill a spider, save a kitty.
Locked Medal Another Small Favor 100 Points Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.

Medals Earned: 4/5 (100/200 points)

Back to the Cubeture 1

Locked Medal Ultimate Bully 25 Points Bully the weak.
Locked Medal Ultimate Pest 25 Points Bully your own boss.
Ultimate Savior Unlocked 10/4/09
25 Points Defend the weak.
Locked Medal Ultimate Spitter 25 Points Real cowboys spit a lot.
Locked Medal Nature Boy 50 Points Become one with the desert
Playboy Unlocked 10/4/09
50 Points Find the adult pleasure.
Locked Medal Do Lose Your Head 100 Points Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Locked Medal Nude Boy 100 Points Walk around (almost) naked.
Locked Medal Ultimate Winner 100 Points Complete the Game.

Medals Earned: 2/9 (75/500 points)

Burrito Bison

BREAK JAWBREAKER'S JAW! Unlocked 2/23/11
25 Points Get a perfect launch 10 times.
Locked Medal OUTLAW! 25 Points Squash 100 police officers.
Locked Medal CANDYLAND BREAKTHROUGH! 50 Points Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
Locked Medal LET'S PRETEND THE FLOOR IS LAVA! 50 Points Go through the arena without touching the ground.
Locked Medal SWEET IMPACT! 50 Points Reach past the sky's limit!
Locked Medal BUFFED OUT! 100 Points Upgrade everything to the max!
Locked Medal MIX THE FLAVOURS! 100 Points Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
Locked Medal PANTS ON FIRE! 100 Points Attain a very high speed.

Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/500 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 9/22/09
5 Points Level Up once.
Fabulous! Unlocked 9/22/09
25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
Locked Medal Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Locked Medal Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest Unlocked 9/22/09
25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp Unlocked 9/22/09
50 Points Defeat The Beard

Medals Earned: 4/6 (105/155 points)

Cave of Wonders

Black Coffin Unlocked 9/22/09
10 Points Die before beating Luis.
Rude awakening Unlocked 9/22/09
10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 9/22/09
10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal Unlocked 4/18/10
25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Locked Medal Grape Crush 25 Points Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck Unlocked 9/22/09
25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder Unlocked 9/22/09
50 Points Escape the cave.
Locked Medal Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Locked Medal Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!
Secret Medal Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 7/10 (140/315 points)

Chibi Knight

Dragon-slayer Unlocked 4/6/10
5 Points Beat Island Beast
Chibi-mage Unlocked 4/9/10
10 Points Get all 4 spells
Furball-slayer Unlocked 4/6/10
10 Points Beat Canyon Beast
Demon-slayer Unlocked 4/6/10
25 Points Defeat Demon Beast
Locked Medal Speed-runner 25 Points Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Worthy-chibi Unlocked 4/6/10
25 Points Defeat all 3 knights
Grinder Unlocked 4/9/10
50 Points Level up everything to level 8
Secret Medal Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/8 (125/155 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 3/27/10
5 Points Finish the Tutorial
Locked Medal Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Locked Medal Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Locked Medal Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Locked Medal Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Locked Medal Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Locked Medal Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Locked Medal Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Locked Medal Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Crush The Castle 2

Locked Medal A Freeze is Coming 5 Points Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.
Locked Medal Acidic 5 Points Melt 100 castle pieces.
Locked Medal Air Burst 5 Points Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
Locked Medal Bombastic 5 Points Explode 100 castles pieces.
Locked Medal Death From Above 5 Points Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
Locked Medal Electric Boogaloo 5 Points Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
I'm a Lumberjack Unlocked 9/9/10
5 Points Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
Locked Medal I'm Melting 5 Points Cover an enemy in acid.
Locked Medal Jack Frost 5 Points Freeze 100 castle pieces.
Locked Medal Ladies First 5 Points Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
Locked Medal Last Laugh 5 Points Kill the Jester last on any level.
Logged to Death Unlocked 9/9/10
5 Points Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
Locked Medal Oh The Humanity! 5 Points Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
Locked Medal Priority Target 5 Points Kill the king first on any level.
Locked Medal Pyromaniac 5 Points Burn 100 castle pieces.
Locked Medal Throw Like a Girl 5 Points Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.
Locked Medal You're Doing It Wrong 5 Points Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.
Locked Medal Prohibition 10 Points Destroy 100 barrels.
Locked Medal Veteran Crusher 10 Points Crush all castles
Locked Medal Golden God 25 Points Get gold medals on all castles.
Secret Medal Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret Medal Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/22 (10/140 points)

Escaping the Prison

lol brawl reference Unlocked 4/17/10
5 Points ROFL ROFL ROFL
Legal Ending Unlocked 4/17/10
25 Points Break out the legal way.
Badass Ending Unlocked 4/17/10
50 Points Break out the badass way.
Sneaky Ending Unlocked 4/17/10
50 Points Break out the Sneaky Way
Locked Medal DONUT WANT! 100 Points ...or do you?
Locked Medal Lots of Effort 100 Points Find all 18 FAILs.
Secret Medal Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)